May 2013
I can’t listen to Cudi sober.
He makes me feel sad. I feel like the same disdain that people have for Drake and his #inhisfeelings tracks is the way I feel about Cudi. But not nearly in the same disrespectful way. Like, Cudi just isn’t for me, but I won’t say he’s trash, whereas people will say Drake is straight hot garbage.
But, when I’m drunk or high (weed, can’t fuck with any of...
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My biggest dream is to travel to New Orleans the week before and the week of Mardi Gras with a friend or two who is down for all types of ratchetivity. We will eat all the gumbo, boudin, gator, crayfish and jambalaya we can handle and buss it wide open all up and down Bourbon Street while guzzling as many Hurricanes as humanly possible. And when I tell you I want all the beads… Bitch. I....
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Oh no, wench. You did not just call me a negro!
– Chenille (Save the Last Dance; 2001)
that terrifying feeling when you are finishing a book and THERE AREN’T ENOUGH PAGES LEFT FOR ALL OF THE THINGS THAT NEED TO HAPPEN.
1997kids:
im like a dior bag in the middle of a sea of fake coach purses u feel me
Guys! I bought Warsan’s book and it arrived today.
Excuse me while I get my life.
youngblackandvegan:
doncastrate:
there’s no “we” in food get the fuck away from me
the motto
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My cousin just texted me asked for $50 and right as I was about to reply with a smooth “get the fuck out of here” he sent another text: Before you say some raw shit, let me first inform you, I’m at grandma’s house raiding the photo albums. Do you remember what you dressed like from 2001-2003? I’m sure you remember that tiger faux fur vest you loved so much. I will say...
With Lil Mo resurfacing, I will be the first to say, I will be a mad fucking ass if her and Fabolous don’t do at least 5 songs together.
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mr. bailey: hey sweetie. how are you doing?
my mother: I'm fine, mr. bailey. how are you doing?
mr. bailey: I'm dying. I'm 102, you know.
ethiopienne:
yeah boys are cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza
Can we talk about how fine Ryan Coogler, director of Fruitvale, is?
I say gotdamn.
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feliciashanay:
been listening to hip hop all my life. i aint never blown shit up.
I just sliced my finger open on a broken glass cup. Like I sliced my shit up. I saw a nerve, I think. Now I’m bleeding profusely from my finger and two places on my leg because the glass flew all over the place.
I’m not even worried about my injuries; I’m more concerned about how I’m going to explain to my mom I broke her cup. Shit.
I’m trading in my iPhone 3GS for the 5 today.
Started from the bottom now we here.
My mother is also getting an iPhone 5. Her previous phone was some shit with a non QWERTY keyboard and she doesn’t even use T9.
Started from the bottom now my whole team fucking here.
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Nothing says unconditional love like telling your mother’s boyfriend he can get stabbed if he ever gets it fucked up.
Kitchen knife or switch blade, get it how you live homeboy.
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When I’m up in the wee hours of the morning because I can’t sleep, I ease my mind with possible meals I can make for the upcoming day.
For lunch I’m making fries.