LMAO I SWEAR TO GOD I ONLY WATCH THE SHOW FOR PHILLIP. break OUT star by far… if he don’t get a reality show after this!
I'm my grandma's favorite
Grandma: You need money for school?
Me: Yea, I got some books to buy
Grandma: I figured that, here $200
Me: Wow Grandma. Thank You!
Grandma: I only gave your brother and sisters $100. Don't tell them. (laughs)
While all my friends are getting engaged and having babies, I’m just trying to finish school.
HARRY, HERMIONE, RON > EDWARD, BELLA, JACOB