for FUCKING real Joseline?
I just thought about texting you, then I caught myself. I’m not even going to do it…You do you and I’m just going to keep it G. we ain’t hung out since you got sprung out. Bad decisions, already asking me why. Like I know. To the niggas and the bitches…i just want to say fuck your opinion!
Last night had to be the ABSOLUTE WORST case of drunk texting. I texted the boo thing and my best friend. I told the boo thing straight up, the next time I see him, we’re fucking.
…about that, Haha.
I texted my best friend some #InMyFeelings type shit, to which he responded,
“That was the most basic bitch shit you’ve ever said. You’re better than this. I still believe in you cuz I know you’re not an actual moron you’re just going to make moron decisions until you hurt too bad to ignore it anymore. We’ll do better next time.”
Anytime you force your friend to call you ‘basic’ you need to reevaluate your life.
where she calls me while she’s working and
- waits til I say “Hello?” and responds with, “Hold on!” and proceeds to have a full conversation with a co-worker or somebody
- doesn’t even say anything, just works, which causes me to say “Hello?” repeatedly. Then once I’m annoyed I hang up, call back, and no answer. THEN, she calls back and say “Hold on, I’m at work, I’m just calling to tell you, that I’m going to call you back”
I’m watching Grey’s Anatomy and crying.
I’m sober… I need to fix that.
- you do NOT use the same rag/sponge to wash/dry dishes as you do to wipe the counter
Why is that such a difficult concept? Sponges are for real less than a dollar.
n. : a woman who uses her charm or wiles to seduce and exploit men