Last night had to be the ABSOLUTE WORST case of drunk texting. I texted the boo thing and my best friend. I told the boo thing straight up, the next time I see him, we’re fucking.
…about that, Haha.
I texted my best friend some #InMyFeelings type shit, to which he responded,
“That was the most basic bitch shit you’ve ever said. You’re better than this. I still believe in you cuz I know you’re not an actual moron you’re just going to make moron decisions until you hurt too bad to ignore it anymore. We’ll do better next time.”
Anytime you force your friend to call you ‘basic’ you need to reevaluate your life.